KENDALL VS. THE RED SPEEDO GUY

I remember a show down ping pong tournament at our resort where Kendall was randomly matched up with this dude wearing a red speedo. I think Kendall lost simply because of what was staring him in the face for the duration of the game. It was an unfair advantage.

R&R

My favorite memory from our honeymoon was the collective experience of 7 days of pure relaxation after such a busy season. I went from internship to engagement to getting hired for my first 32 hr a week "real" job while finishing my last full semester of college, to my senior recital, to buying a house, to marriage in 10 months. I was ready for a break. I had never been on a vacation like this before and it gave me the beach bug. Non-stop virgin pina coladas, coffee and pastries for breakfast with a view, an ocean to play in, and Kendall Feia is what I think heaven could be like.